I have friends who stitch up some of the most detailed, lovely, pretty much, obscene designs you have ever taken a gander at. Yes, I said obscene. Not for public consumption. Not good for "mixed company" as we say here in the South. Some delight me with their wicked humor, some make me blush ,and some just make me scratch my head and wonder why anyone would want to make perfectly innocent thread do that! But, to each his or her own.
I won't be taking up my needle to stitch any naughty stitching anytime soon, at least not by my standards, but I did feel brave enough today to share a few of my more sarcastic, or snarky designs with you. Now remember, if you are easily offended by slightly shocking things, don't look. Don't worry, there's no nekkid pictures, just a few words and images that some people might find obnoxious or even slightly humorous. You hardened shock-factor stitchers will just think they are lame and cheesy.
Now that you have been warned, Check out the snarky stitchery.
I won't be taking up my needle to stitch any naughty stitching anytime soon, at least not by my standards, but I did feel brave enough today to share a few of my more sarcastic, or snarky designs with you. Now remember, if you are easily offended by slightly shocking things, don't look. Don't worry, there's no nekkid pictures, just a few words and images that some people might find obnoxious or even slightly humorous. You hardened shock-factor stitchers will just think they are lame and cheesy.
Now that you have been warned, Check out the snarky stitchery.
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